Mental Blockade Instructions

Congratulations on reaching the depths of your own mind! You've successfully activated the mental blockade, a device of last resort.

Here are the instructions:

1. Insert mental blockade key into the top of your head. It's the big, round keyhole.
2. Rotate the key 90 degrees clockwise to align with the mental blockade socket.
3. Press the mental blockade button, which looks suspiciously like a giant panic button.
4. Repeat as necessary until all mental activity ceases.

Optional:

• For added security, install mental blockade software to prevent unauthorized access.
• Regularly update your mental blockade firmware for optimal performance.