Welcome to Investing 101, where we'll teach you how to lose your shirt and your mind.
Or, you know, maybe you'll win some money.
Disclaimer: Don't say we told you so.
Or, just go ahead and try to be a millionaire.
Because, let's be real, that's all anyone really cares about.
Disclaimer: We're all going to end up in debt collectors.
But hey, at least it'll be fun trying.
So, buckle up, Buttercup, and let's get started!