| Time | Fluctuation Level | Causes |
|---|---|---|
| 06:00:00 | 42.1% | Unidentified Feline Interventions |
| 08:00:00 | 31.9% | Unseasonal Cheese Sales |
| 12:00:00 | 11.2% | Unexplained Catnip Fumes |
Fluctuation levels are expected to peak later today.
Meow-Schmeow Fluctuation Theory posits that all phenomena are caused by the whims of cats. Our research suggests that cats are 99.9% responsible for all observed fluctuations.