Q: What is a Meowzard of the Deep?
A: We're still trying to figure that out.
Q: What do Meowzards eat for breakfast?
A: The finest salmon fillets, naturally.
Q: Can Meowzards be tamed?
A: Ha! Don't even think about it.
Q: Can I have a Meowzard as a pet?
A: Only if you're prepared for the judgmental stares.
The Meowzard of the Deep is a mysterious creature. Don't ask us why.
What do you mean by "deep"? Is that a reference to our soulful meows?
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