Bacon-Tshirts: The Brash & Bland Apparel Co.

Home of the world's most mediocre t-shirts, emblazoned with the crispest, most unremarkable bacon designs.

Our Best-Selling Medium-Bacon Tshirt

This t-shirt is emblazoned with a medium-strength bacon design that will make you look like a moderately-interested person. It's like wearing a shrug of bacon, but without all the effort.

Low-Bacon Tshirts: For when you want less

Extra-Large Bacon Tshirts: Because you want more