Ceramic Sneakers: The Artisanal Alternative

Hand-painted, hand-finished, and hand-delivered with a side of existential dread.

Ceramic "Soulmate"

Ceramic Soulmate Sneakers

Exclusively crafted with the finest Italian porcelain, the "Soulmate" collection will leave you questioning the meaninglessness of existence.

$500,000

Ceramic "Existential Crisis"

Ceramic Existential Crisis Sneakers

Hand-painted with the angst of the modern era, the "Existential Crisis" collection will make you wonder why you're even bothering.

$750,000

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