Limited Edition Tinfoil Hats

Get your hands on the most exclusive, most talked-about, most utterly-useless headgear in the galaxy!

Features:

• 100% Tinfoil - no, really, 100% Tinfoil, we swear
• Unbeatable, unbreakable, un-bendable (we think)
• Perfect for those who want to make a statement: "I'm so cool, I wear Tinfoil Hats to the grocery store"

Order now and get free shipping on all purchases over $10,000!

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Subpages:

• Limited Edition Tinfoil Hats for Aliens
• Tinfoil Hats for Cats (because, why not?)
• Tinfoil Hats for Unicorns (coming soon)

Disclaimer:

Our Tinfoil Hats are made from 100% Tinfoil. No actual tin is used. Just 100% Tinfoil. Because that's all you really need, right?

(Please, for the love of all things good and holy, do not try to return or exchange these Tinfoil Hats. We're not kidding.)

Or, if you do, don't say we didn't warn you)