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Breaking News: Local Mercury Residents Demand More Sufficiently Large Rocks to Stand On

In a shocking turn of events, citizens of Mercury have taken to the streets to protest the lack of adequately sized boulders on the planet's surface.

According to eyewitnesses, protesters chanted slogans like "We want rocks! We want rocks!" and "Boulder-ly yours, Mercury!" as they marched on the capital city's main thoroughfare.

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