Variable Squall: Where the Bugs Are Always Merge-Sorted

Welcome, developer, to the most epic battle of wits in the world of programming. Here, the bugs are so dense, they're practically merge-sorted.

Our team of highly trained, ninja-like coders has been battling this behemoth of a bug for what feels like an eternity. And yet, we remain steadfast in our resolve, fueled by an endless supply of caffeine and existential dread.

But don't just take our word for it! Click here to see the first of 27,000 bugs we've identified and conquered.

Or, if you'd rather see the most recent bug we've managed to squash, click here.

And for the truly adventurous, we have the Bug-Squashing Tournament, where you can compete against our top coders in a battle of wits and coding prowess.