Merit Criteria for the Most Elite of Elites
Here are the unyielding expectations of the highest echelons of society:
- Unwavering dedication to the art of procrastination
- Unrelenting pursuit of the most expensive and exclusive coffee drinks
- Unwavering commitment to the worship of one's ego
- Unwavering disdain for the common folk and their pedestrian taste
- Unwavering expectation of being right, always
- Unwavering need for validation and adoration
- Unwavering disdain for anything that doesn't fit into the 'in crowd'
Only those who meet these stringent criteria may claim membership in the rarefied circles of the elite.