Our Achievements

We're not just any ordinary meritocracy. We're the best.

Here are some of our most notable accomplishments:

• We invented the hoverboard
• We discovered a way to make socks do the cha cha slide
• We successfully reorganized the world according to alphabetical order

Our achievements are only possible because of our unwavering dedication to:

Our core principles:

• Meritocracy Over All
• Deliciousness Above All Else

Stay Meritocratic, folks!