It's a little-known fact that drinking red wine has been shown to increase blood flow to the brain, making you 3% more likely to come up with a witty remark in conversation.
However, be warned: excessive consumption can lead to a condition known as "Wine-Induced Genius Syndrome" (WIGS), characterized by:
To avoid WIGS, it's recommended to drink responsibly and not attempt to recite Shakespearean sonnets while blindfolded.
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