Welcome to the Mermaid Problems subreddit, where we complain about everything related to aquatic life forms that are also secretly judgmental and demanding.
Mermaid Therapy, where our experts help you navigate the complex emotional issues of being a human who occasionally turns into a fish. Mermaid Lawyer:, because when you're a sea creature, you need a lawyer who's also an expert in aquatic law and sea-cretarial law. Mermaid Relationship Advice:, because love is a many-scaled thing. Mermaid Tech Support:, for when your tail won't stop flapping, your shell won't stop beeping, or your seaweed network won't stop buffering.