Mermaid's Saloon

Welcome to Mermaid's Saloon, where the drinks are always on the house... of coral!

Or so the sign says, but honestly, we're not really sure what that means.

Either way, our mermaid friends are here to serve you up a fin-tastic time with our selection of:

So grab a seat at the bar and get ready to shell out some cash for a drink (or three)! We're open 24/7, 7 days a week, 365 days a year... or at least, that's what we tell the fish.

Learn more about our Fin-tastic Fizzies Get the recipe for our secret Seaweed Smoothie

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Fin-tastic Fizzies

We're proud to introduce our Fin-tastic Fizzies, a drink that's so good, you'll be shell-shocked!

Brewed with the finest seaweed and a pinch of fairy dust, our Fin-tastic Fizzies are the perfect drink to quench your thirst and tickle your funny bone.

Get the full recipe and learn how to make it at home!

Get the Secret Seaweed Smoothie Recipe

Want to make our Seaweed Smoothie at home? We've got you covered! Here's the secret recipe:

  1. Take one cup of frozen pineapple
  2. Add a dash of seaweed extract
  3. Squeeze a slice of lemon
  4. Top with a sprinkle of sea salt

Voilà! You've got the recipe. Now if you'll excuse us, we have a mermaid meeting to attend to.

Make Fin-tastic Fizzies at Home!

Want to learn how to make our famous Fin-tastic Fizzies at home? Here's the step-by-step guide:

  1. Boil a kettle of seawater
  2. Add a pinch of sea salt
  3. Stir in a dash of lemon juice
  4. Top with a sprinkle of edible glitter

Easy peasy! You'll be serving up Fin-tastic Fizzies like a pro!

Octo-Brew Cervezas

Our Octo-Brew Cervezas are brewed to perfection with eight different types of seaweed. Yes, eight!

We're not really sure what that means, but it sounds impressive, right?

Try one and see what you think!

Sea-Sational Sangrias

We're proud to introduce our Sea-Sational Sangrias, a drink that's so good, you'll be shell-shocked!

Brewed with the finest sea-breeze and a splash of mermaid tears, our Sea-Sational Sangrias are the perfect drink to quench your thirst and tickle your funny bone.

Or so the sign says. We're not really sure what that means, but it sounds good, right?