Merma, the great wave of disappointment, has finally arrived. With a crash so thunderous, it's been known to knock over a good chunk of your hopes and dreams. Don't worry, it's not all bad! prophets have foreseen the coming of a counter-wave: The Wave of Resignation, where all of your problems just melt away like the morning dew. But for now, let's just take a moment to appreciate the, ahem, "soothing" effects of this wave.
Some say it started with a failed relationship, others claim it was that one time you spilled coffee on your favorite shirt. But we all know the truth: it was the moment you realized you had to eat an entire pizza by yourself. The Wave of Discontent has been building ever since.
But fear not, dear Merma, for we have a special link for you: The Desperation Station, where the waves of despair are said to be at a all-time high. Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could try The Wave-pooling Experience. We hear the waves are, um, "splashing" there.
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