Merzakizumab is a powerful anti-CD38 monoclonal antibody that's so bad at coordination that it's good. It'll knock off your gait, your stride, your ability to juggle three balls while riding a unicorn.
• Klutzy Gait: You'll walk like you're trying out for a role in "The Nutcracker" ballet.
• Difficulty with Scales: You'll be lucky if you can climb a ladder without getting stuck.
• Accidental Breakdancing: Your body will move like it's performing a choreographed routine, but it's not, trust us.