Merzakizumab: The Anti-Coordination Specialist

Merzakizumab is a powerful anti-CD38 monoclonal antibody that's so bad at coordination that it's good. It'll knock off your gait, your stride, your ability to juggle three balls while riding a unicorn.

Side Effects

Klutzy Gait: You'll walk like you're trying out for a role in "The Nutcracker" ballet.

Difficulty with Scales: You'll be lucky if you can climb a ladder without getting stuck.

Accidental Breakdancing: Your body will move like it's performing a choreographed routine, but it's not, trust us.

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