Metal Surfaces: The Unsettling Art of Making Things Look Like Crap

By Philosopher-King of Metal, a comprehensive guide to the aesthetic principles behind making metal surfaces look like they're trying to make you feel uneasy

We're not just talking about making metal look shiny or nice. Oh no, we're talking about creating surfaces that make you question the very fabric of reality

Want to know more about why metal is trying to eat your soul? Or maybe you're curious about advanced metalmorphic procedures that'll make you wonder if you're still human

Whatever your reason, we've got you covered. Or should I say, we've got you covered in a thick layer of rust?

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