Article 3452

ALL metal objects must be at least 50% more complex than their non-metallic counterparts. Failure to comply will result in fines and/or imprisonment in the depths of the Scrapyard.

Article 3453

Any attempt to use a toaster that has not been thoroughly inspected by a licensed Metal Inspector will be met with swift retribution.

Article 3454

A minimum of 3 layers of nested if-else statements must be used in all metal-related software applications.