A collection of edicts, decrees, and proclamations from the great minds of Metalville
Mandate of Mandatory Maintenance Ordnance of Obligatory Over-EngineeringALL metal objects must be at least 50% more complex than their non-metallic counterparts. Failure to comply will result in fines and/or imprisonment in the depths of the Scrapyard.
Any attempt to use a toaster that has not been thoroughly inspected by a licensed Metal Inspector will be met with swift retribution.
A minimum of 3 layers of nested if-else statements must be used in all metal-related software applications.