Meteor Shower Jokes

Why did the meteor go to the party?

1. Because it was a rock star!
2. Because it was a space case!
3. Because it was fragile and didn't want to get burnt!

What do you call a group of meteors that love to dance?

1. Meteor Tango performers!

Why did the metorologist break up with his girlfriend?

1. Because she was always forecasting its over!