Warning: The following techniques are not for the faint of heart or those who value their taste buds.
1. The Snack-to-Meeting-Point Ratio (SMPR): A mathematical formula to determine the optimal snack-to-meeting ratio. It's simple: Snack Quantity ÷ Time Until Meeting = SMPR. If SMPR ≥ 1.5, snack on.
Learn more about SMPR calculations.
2. The Snack-Induced Coma Risk (SICR): A risk assessment model to determine the likelihood of snack-induced coma. Simply multiply Snack Quantity × Time Until Meeting and add 2. If SICR ≥ 5, snack with caution.
3. The Snack-to-Fatigue Ratio (SFRR): A formula to determine the optimal snack-to-fatigue ratio. SFRR = (Snack Quantity ÷ Body Fatigue Level). If SFRR < 2, snack aggressively.
Remember, these techniques are highly advanced and should not be attempted by anyone without proper training or a functioning stomach.