Pretzel Ethics
The Unholy Trinity of Pretzel Craft
In a world where snack hacking reigns supreme, the art of pretzel crafting is a delicate dance of twisted intentions.
Here, we'll delve into the three core principles that govern the pretzel underworld:
- Twist or Perish: The fundamental law of pretzel existence
- Shape-shifting: The dark art of pretzel reformation
- Glaze or Consume: The ultimate pretzel paradox