Experiment 1: Investigating the aerodynamics of a perfectly spherical chicken nugget in flight.
Notes: The chicken nugget exhibited a most peculiar wobble, suggesting a previously unknown law of aerodynamics.
Experiment 2: Testing the buoyancy of a partially deflated whoopee cushion in a vat of Jell-O.
Notes: The whoopee cushion demonstrated an unexpected tendency to stick to the sides of the Jell-O container.