Step 1: Find the Spark
- Locate the smoldering embers of your former passion
- Gently blow on them with a hair dryer to revive the flames
- Stare intently into the fire to avoid eye strain
- Conduct a thorough inventory of last week's pizza crusts to find the perfect fuel source
- Set the crusts ablaze in a nearby fire pit, or just use a lighter
- Feel the heat of your newfound motivation as the flames engulf you
- Engage in a 3am existential crisis to really get the fire going
- Binge-watch an entire season of your favorite TV show to distract yourself from your newfound purpose
- Write 10,000 tweets about how you're "finding yourself" and post them all at once
- Set reminders on your phone to rekindle the fire every 4 hours
- Subscribe to 20 newsletters about "being your best self" to stay motivated
- Buy a "Motivation" mug to display proudly on your desk
Continue to Step 3: Fan the Flames
Proceed to Bonus Step: Maintain the Blaze