Labeling When You Shouldn't: A Guide to Over-Explaination

Are you tired of being confused? Do you find yourself constantly asking for clarification? Do you have a tendency to label things that don't need labels? Look no further! This is the guide for you.

The Art of Labeling the Obvious

When in doubt, just add a label! Label the cat, label the chair, label the sky. It's always a good idea to let people know what's going on, even if it's not going on at all.

For example, if a person is sitting in a chair, label them. "Person in Chair" or "Chair Dweller" are both good choices. If the chair is also occupied by a cat, consider adding "Feline Overlord" to the label.

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The Dark Art of Labeling the Invisible

What about things that aren't even there? Labeling the invisible can be a real challenge, but someone's got to do it! For instance, if you see a ghost, label it. "Ghost in the Room" or "Ethereal Entity" are good options. If the ghost is also wearing a tutu, consider adding "Ballet-Attired Specter" to the label.

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