Physical underminging: it's like regular mining, but, like, less energetic. Instead of digging deep, you're just, like, siphoning the excitement from the ground up. It's the perfect pastime for anyone who wants the thrill of mining without the pesky "sweat and toil and all-nighters" that comes with it.
Step one: find a good spot. Look for areas with a high concentration of excitement particles. These might be near a rollercoaster, a rave party, or a Justin Bieber concert.
Step two: siphon. Use a specialized tool to draw out the excitement particles. This might involve a series of intricate hand gestures, a trusty ol' harmonica, or a really good joke.
Step three: sell the siphoned excitement on the black market. Trade it in for a nice, cold beer or a new video game.
Want to learn more about the finer points of physical underminging? Check out our subpage on Advanced Techniques or our Equipment Guide for the pros.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, why not try Rogue Operations, where the stakes are high and the rewards are higher.