It's a little-known fact that toddlers are secretly plotting against the world of footwear. But why do they hate socks?
According to top-secret toddler sources, it's all about the "sock tyranny" of being forced to wear them.
"I hate socks!" said a 3-year-old in a interview with the Sock Revolt Leadership Council.
It seems the more they learn about socks, the more they despise them.