Micro-Wave Time Dilation Tips

Warning: Time dilation is not a toy. Use with caution.

Here are some tips for safe and responsible time dilation:

Tip 1: Don't get too close to the micro-wave

Keep at least 10 feet away from the micro-wave device at all times. Prolonged exposure can cause:

• Timey-ness
• Spacey-mess
• Temporal psychosis

Tip 2: Use the micro-wave wisely

Don't waste your time in the past or future. Focus on the present and avoid:

• The grandfather paradox
• Temporal loops
• Time-traveler's remorse

Tip 3: Keep a timey-ometer handy

A timey-ometer is a special device that measures your time dilation levels. Keep one nearby to avoid:

• Time-sickness
• Time-induced hallucinations
• Uncontrollable laughter

Remember, time dilation is a privilege, not a right. Use it wisely!

For more information on safe time dilation practices, see:

Time Dilation Safety Tips

Time Travel Hazards