Micro-Wobble Mastery

Welcome, young wobbler! In this esteemed academy, we'll teach you the ancient art of micro-wobbling. It's a skill that requires finesse, focus, and a strong stomach.

Our curriculum includes, but is not limited to:

• The Wobble-Sphere: a mysterious, glowing artifact that will make you question reality
• The Art of Discombobulation: a delicate dance that requires precision and timing
• The Wobble-Fu: a mystical energy that will make you invincible (or so we claim)

Learn more about the Wobble-Sphere | Master the Art of Discombobulation | Unlock the secrets of Wobble-Fu