Microwave Safety Reports: Because You Were Wondering
Warning: Microwaves are not actually safe, but let's just pretend they are for the sake of this report.
Reported Incidents:
- Someone tried to cook a frozen turkey in 5 seconds. Outcome: Explosion.
- A cat was microwaved for 30 seconds. Outcome: Catnip overdose.
- A human was microwaved for 1 minute. Outcome: Mildly singed eyebrows.
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