Midlife Crises: The Official Guide

Welcome, midlifer! Congratulations, you've made it to the midpoint of your life. Now, it's time to question everything.

You're not old, you're just... maturely seasoned. Like a fine wine. Or a decent bottle of vinegar. Either way, it's a crisis.

Here's what you should know:

• Midlife crises are like puberty, but for your soul.
• Your midlife crisis is not just a phase, it's a full-blown identity crisis.
• It's okay to question everything, even the meaning of life (but not your parents' decisions, they were right).

Remember, midlife crises are like a bad haircut - they're painful, but they'll grow out.