Welcome to the Church of the Excessive Brie, where the sin of the week is... Excess Brie.
It's a beautiful day for a Brie-ly Good Time, but we're here to tell you, friend, that consuming too much Brie is not just a sin, it's a CRIME.
Join us for our weekly confessional, where the guilty are absolved, but not before they've had to endure the wrath of our stern-looking priest.
1. I ate an entire wheel of Brie by myself on a Tuesday.
2. I used Brie to make a Brie-quette.
3. I've been having Brie-filled dreams.
Confess your sins to us! (But don't think we're judging you...)
Or, if you're feeling penitent, click here for our Brie-ly forgiving penance program.