It's Not Me, It's You (The Budget)
John "The Accountant" Doe has been crunching numbers for years, but this week, he's the one crunching numbers on you.
Apparently, someone's been padding the budget with too many lattes and a new 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirt, and it's time to make some cuts.
But don't worry, we're not talking about cutting hours. No, no. We're just talking about cutting... 'emotional hours'. Yeah, that's it.
You know, for the sake of productivity, we'll be having 'optional Fridays' from now on. You can still come in, but only if you feel like it. We won't notice if you don't.
*Disclaimer: This is not actual policy. Or is it?
So, who's ready for some budgeting? Who's ready for some 'optional' fun?
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