Procrastination: The Art of Doing Nothing

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Featured Procrastination Techniques:

• Play 1000 hours of Fortnite
• Watch 500 hours of YouTube
• Collect 1000 pairs of matching socks

Side effects of Procrastination may include:

• Mildly increased eye strain from excessive screen time
• Severe feelings of guilt and regret
• Slightly increased risk of developing a sedentary lifestyle

Seek professional help if symptoms persist.

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