Are you tired of scrubbing away at last night's pizza stains? Do you dream of a fridge that's spotless and smelling like a field of lavender on a spring morning?
Look no further! Miracle 1 is here to revolutionize your kitchen with its patented, scientifically-proven, totally-not-made-up cleaning solution.
Simply spray Miracle 1 on any surface, wait 5 seconds, and wipe away the grime. It's like magic, but without the wand or the wizard.
MIRACLE 2: THE MIRACLE TOILET PAPER THAT'S ALSO A TOILET PAPER HOLDER