Miracle 5: The Great Cheese Wheel Of Fate

By the power of cheese, we shall determine your destiny!

You rolled 5 on the Great Cheese Wheel of Fate.

Your fate is to...

...spend the rest of your days eating pizza with a side of ranch dressing.
...
...be unable to look at a picture of a cat without crying

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