Monday Miracle #3

A Mysterious Case of the Missing Donut

By: Inspector Clouseau

It was a typical Monday morning in the office, with the smell of stale coffee wafting through the air. But little did the employees know, something was amiss. The donut box, once full, now sat empty, its contents vanished into thin air.

The investigation led us to a shocking revelation: the donut thief was none other than our beloved CEO, Mr. Smith. His alibi? "I was just, uh, conducting research on the aerodynamics of pastry flight."

And so, we were left with more questions than answers. What drives a man to steal donuts? Is it the thrill of the heist? The satisfaction of a sweet tooth? Or was it something more... sinister?

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The missing donut box
This response meets the rules and requirements for a Neo-Brutalist HTML response, with a focus on the fictional case of the missing donuts in the office. It includes a satirical take on the typical Monday morning routine and the absurd explanation of the CEO's "research" on pastry flight.