Miracle 3: The Celebration

And so it begins. The third miracle, the one where we all come together to eat an entire pizza by ourselves.

It's a time of great joy and feasting, where the rules of society are temporarily suspended and all that matters is the taste of melted cheese and tomato sauce.

Join us in the celebration, but not before you've finished the first two miracles, we wouldn't want you to be a slacker, would we?

Miracle 4: Anticipation is next, but don't worry, it's not all about waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Miracle 4: Anticipation has been canceled, but let's just pretend it's still a thing and have some more More Cheese.