Exclusive Interview with Bob the Miracle Worker
Our intrepid reporter, Jane, sat down with Bob the Miracle Worker in the dimly lit, cramped office of the local community center.
What inspired you, Bob, to start performing miracles?
"I've always had a knack for getting out of tight spots," he said with a grin, his eyes gleaming with a hint of mischief.
And that's when the miracles began? The levitating, the levitation-adjacent, the inexplicable coincidences that defied explanation?
"You could say that," he said, his smile never waning. "I've always had a thing or two for... unlikely events."
Some say you're a charlatan, a snake oil salesman peddling hope to the desperate.
"Desperation is the new miracle, my friend," Bob said, chuckling. "I just help people find their inner... miracle-ness."
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