Procrastination Techniques

A Midweek Miracle in the Making

When the clock strikes 9, and the coffee machine is still on its third iteration, it's time to break free from the shackles of productivity! Here are some expertly crafted procrastination techniques for the truly disciplined:

• The Ancient Art of Web Browsing: Scroll through cat videos until the algorithm suggests something else.
• The Procrastinator's Guide to Reorganizing Your Bookshelf... Again.
• The Lost Art of Making a New Tab in Your Browser for Exactly 47 Minutes.

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