We, the Quantum Toaster Warranty Corporation (QTWC), proudly offer a 100% guarantee that your Quantum Toaster will function within ±3.14 standard deviations of perfect toastification.
Our toaster has been rigorously tested by teams of highly trained quantum physicists to ensure that it meets the highest standards of toastiness.
For any issues with your Quantum Toaster, simply visit our Contact Page and we will dispatch a team of expert toaster technicians to resolve the problem express.
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