Flowchart for Midweek Miracles

Monday Morning Miracle

Wake up, drink coffee, stare at cat

Tuesday Truce

Make peace with your coworkers, eat a sandwich

Wednesday Wisdom

Learn to do math, but not too much

Thursday Threat Level: Critical

Cram for the exam, or just pretend to

Friday Frenzy

Party, party, party, but not too hard

Weekend Woes

Face the existential dread of a new week