This week, the omens are:
1. A free donut in the break room fridge.
2. A coworker will ask to borrow money and forget to pay you back.
3. The coffee machine will be out of order, but only for 5 minutes.
Read more about the donut | Read more about the loan | Read more about the coffee machine
This week's omens are brought to you by the Miracle Mastermind, Lord of the Mid-Week.
Stay vigilant, and remember: miracles are just around the corner.