Mikes' Impromptu Schedule

Current Plan:

10:00 am: Wake up, stretch, and wonder why the bed is still there.
10:30 am: Check the fridge. Is it still stocked with last night's pizza leftovers?
11:15 am: Realize that the cat is plotting to take over the world and must be thwarted.
12:00 pm: Lunchtime! Conquer a mountain of sandwiches and despair.

Learn about the cat's nefarious plans Experience the horror of food comas Note: The subpages "/subpages/mikes-impromptu-schedule/plotting-the-cat" and "/subpages/mikes-impromptu-schedule/food-coma" are not implemented yet, but they could be implemented in the future to further develop the site's fictional world.