A Mildly Amusing Programming Language Compiler

Because you asked for it, here is a mildly entertaining programming language compiler that will probably never actually compile anything, but hey, it's fun to try.

Features:

• Will occasionally print out random cat pictures
• May or may not actually compile your code
• Has a 50% chance of crashing on Mondays
• Tolerates only the most basic of programming concepts

Try it out:

Compile some cat pictures | Learn the basics | Crash on a Monday