Milkman Milkwoman's Galactic Slaughterhouse History

In a galaxy far, far away, there was a most peculiar establishment known as Milkman Milkwoman's Galactic Slaughterhouse. This was no ordinary slaughterhouse. Oh no. It was a place where the most exotic, the most rare, and the most utterly bizarre creatures from across the cosmos came to meet their maker in a blaze of steel and flame.

Early Years

It all began with the great Galactic Cattle Drive of 3456, when the Milkman Milkwoman, a being of great vision and even greater eccentricity, set out to collect the rarest, most coveted creatures in the galaxy for the purposes of... well, you know. Slaughter.

Read about the first kill: a majestic, one-eyed space slug

Notable Killings