They Were Napped by Aliens

It's a little-known fact that aliens have been kidnapping the world's milk supplies for years. And no one suspected a thing! That was until the infamous Milkman Milkwoman, a hero to the dairy world, discovered the truth.

Now, the world is in chaos. Milk prices are through the roof. And the only thing standing between us and an eternity of powdered milk is Milkman Milkwoman, her trusty sidekick, and a fleet of high-tech dairy drones.

The Conspiracy Uncovered

1. Aliens were secretly infiltrating dairy farms, sipping on the world's best milk.
2. They were using advanced technology to clone and genetically modify milk-producing cows.
3. And they were selling the world's milk supply on the black market for intergalactic profit.

The Heroes of the Dairy World

• Milkman Milkwoman and her trusty sidekick, Bubbles the Bubble Robot, are the only ones brave enough to stand up to the alien invasion.
• The Underground Dairy Cooperative is a secret society of rebels working to bring back the world's milk supplies.

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