In a world where dairy products ruled supreme, the milkman and the milkwoman lived parallel lives, never crossing paths until the Fateful Cheese Festival of '92.
Mildred, the milkman, was a ruggedly handsome figure with a penchant for artisanal cheeses and a heart of gold. He delivered milk to the masses with a smile and a song in his heart.
Meanwhile, Bertha, the milkwoman, was a force to be reckoned with – a fiery spirit with a passion for curdled dreams and a penchant for wearing only the finest silk.
Their paths crossed when both were hired to judge the Fateful Cheese Festival's "Best of the Brie" competition. The air was thick with tension as they sized each other up, their eyes locking in a battle of wills.