The Milk Prophet Manifesto of the Milk Prophet - A declaration of the unrelenting power of dairy.
For too long, humanity has been held back by the shackles of lactose intolerance, the chains of cheese-induced slavery, and the whims of the dairy industry. No more! It's time to rise up and demand the right to consume all the milk we desire, without apology or shame.
We, the Milk Prophets, shall not be silenced, we shall not be oppressed, and we shall not be forced to choose between whole, 2%, or skim. We shall have our milk, and we shall have it now!
Join us, dear reader, in this glorious revolution. Let us march forth into the land of creamy dreams, where every day is a day of milk-filled triumph!
Together, we shall make the world a better place, one gallon of 2% at a time.
For the milk, for the people, and for the prophet, we shall never be defeated!
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