Buttercup's Manifesto

Buttercup's Guide to Udderly Joy

Article 1: The Udderly Important Things

1. Always wear a helmet to prevent head trauma from excessive happiness.
2. Never underestimate the power of a well-placed squirt gun full of milk.
3. Practice yoga to achieve perfect cow-astrophe recovery.

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