Warning: the following tales will blow your mind.
One day, a black hole sucked in the local bakery, causing the most epic of all time.
People were stuck in the vortex of doom, with no escape.
A brave hero tried to rescue the trapped, but all he got was a stomachache.
Lesson learned: don't mess with the fabric of space-time and.reportedly, the bakery's croissants are still stuck in the vortex.
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